dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via literallyrad)

polishtamales:

Going to make this rather short.

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First, entry fees for MTG events are increasing. If you’re used to $40, you’re looking at $60 from this point on.

Second, Judges will be compensated much differently than before. You’re looking at these following figures with Magic…

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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drugsareradmkay:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

megustamemes:

And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

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"Conceal don’t feel"

i love this post

(via breathingxfire)

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

What NOT to Call Beautiful Women

A lesson in racial microaggressions.

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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listoflifehacks:

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boopbunny:

bongfucker:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

kiss me in the fucking eye

there is no illumination on the vagina I’m confused

boopbunny:

bongfucker:

tyannabriann:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

kiss me in all the places 😩

kiss me in the fucking eye

there is no illumination on the vagina I’m confused

(Source: biencorrect, via estormo-more-like-asstormo)